She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
the day after is always just damage control
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Randomize
