I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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