So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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