i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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