I got chris browned last night
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I love you. Go after that dick
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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