i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
He felt like a one man threesome
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
