I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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