i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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