i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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