Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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