I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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