spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
3 2 1 whiskey
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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