now i know why i became what i already was.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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