I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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