alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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