I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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