last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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