Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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