It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
My vagina is officially offended.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
