you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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