im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Why is there bacon in the couch?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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