It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
handjob tips. give me some.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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