Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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