yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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