good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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