If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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