are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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