North Korea, Best Korea!
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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