i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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