the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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