my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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