if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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