found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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