whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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