North Korea, Best Korea!
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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