Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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