do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
