She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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