do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we made out on top of his cat.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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