This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
How's work?
Spinning.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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