god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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