I feel great
I just peed on a car
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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