Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
