Whod you bang
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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