I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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