I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Quick, to the slutcave!
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
As shirtless as possible
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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