I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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