I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
So much rum. So many feels.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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