Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
stop calling my apartment porn island.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
