Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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