Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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