Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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