i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Randomize
