Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
It's just like the Real World with babies
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Randomize
