You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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