This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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