I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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