I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I have post one night stand depression
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