what day is it and did you see me today?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
How does it feel to date your dad?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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