She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize